Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Mr. Unique

That describes My Favorite Son. He has to do everything differently. He’d probably be very upset if I told him that his current “I don’t think I want to do what I’ve been planning on doing, and now I don’t know what I want to do” stage is not uncommon.

He likes to wear t-shirts that say things like: “Everybody needs to believe in something….I believe I’ll have another,” “I’m not a hunter, I’m a wildlife population control specialist,” “It’s time for some jolly, by golly,” or “Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?”

Once I saw a button hanging loosely from his pants. I grabbed hold and was going to cut it off when he said: “NO, I like it that way!”

Last May was a big month for him—high school graduation and he turned 18. Naturally, cakes were part of the celebration. I asked him to cut the graduation cake. Not an unusual request, very straightforward, don’t you think? “Here’s the knife, please cut the cake.”

Like a good child, he cut the cake. However, instead of nice, straight, even lines, he cut crooked and curved lines. On purpose. Nobody got a normal looking piece of cake.

The Awards Banquet for the track team happened to fall on his 18th birthday, so we brought a cake along. He wasn’t allowed to get near the knife that time. Instead, he blew out the candles. One………at…………a………time.

[sigh] What’s a mom to do?

Flo

5 comments:

HollyB said...

Well of the tess you listed, I like the hunter one best. Where did her get it?, so I can get one for the DB.
I think he was gifted with an extra creativity gene. Must've come from YOUR side of the family. Prob from his Aunt Lovi!

Anonymous said...

I should know better than to check this blog between 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. The hooting laughter is bad for my office image. OMG - that's yo' son in spades. Lawdy, I do love that boyman.

Lovi said...

(bowing) I'll take the credit - afterall - it was I that taught him to power-trick-or-treat!

HollyB said...

Have you actually LOOKED at the "Dog wedding dress" ad? I don't think that woman is THAT bad lookin'!

phlegmfatale said...

Congrats on this milestone with a beloved son - no doubt he's turning into a fine man. I love the t-shirts - sounds about right!